Sir Dogmeat Shitpost

"The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker) 09/04/2016 at 16:28 • Filed to: Adventures of Dogmeat

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Dogmeat disappeared into the back forty for about 10 minutes and returned covered in porcupine shit. Not cool, man. Not cool. Now he smells like tea tree dog shampoo. We’ll see how long it lasts before he finds something else to roll in.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/04/2016 at 17:05

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I totes get this. My bird dog loves escaping and getting into the smelliest possible stuff.

macanamera > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/04/2016 at 17:12

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Washing my dogs is both hilarious and difficult. They don't enjoy it. I enjoy that they don't enjoy it.

Xyl0c41n3 > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/04/2016 at 17:26

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I’m curious how you figured out it was porcupine shit and not something like raccoon. Or.... maybe I don’t want to know how you figured that out. Heh.

Also, one of my GT/Salad Bowl friends saw your username and thought it was the best thing ever. She asked that I pass along the message, so there ya go. :)

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Xyl0c41n3 09/04/2016 at 17:37

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*le sigh*

I had a feeling someone would ask. I was under a tree collecting data as an intern and had an ornery porcupine shit on me. It has a very distinctive smell. There’s a reason I work in a lab now.

Xyl0c41n3 > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/04/2016 at 17:42

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I'm a journalist. When someone makes a very specific statement, it always sets off my spidey senses as to why. That's kinda funny, though. Better the shit than the quills, no?

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Xyl0c41n3 09/04/2016 at 17:55

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I appreciate keen observationalists. I’m a scientist, and as a result I have to use language in very precise and intentional ways at work. I almost edited it before posting, but wondered who might pick up on the implied knowledge.

Hooker > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/04/2016 at 18:25

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At least he rolled in it. My dog likes to eat shit. And rabbits. Rabbits don’t stand a chance. He’s got bloodthirst for them. Poor rabbits.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Hooker 09/04/2016 at 18:38

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My lab Newfie mix likes shitcicles during the winter. No amount of “DROP!” will actually get him to let go of it.